Today I am joining Kludgy Mom and releasing all my tension and angst that has been building up all week. I have to admit, Will and I have reversed rolls this week and I have been a bit of a monster. I will explain...
Birth Control Pills: Why is it when I am not taking you I get massive, horrible cramps that I have not seen since I was a teenager? Why are you making my face break out? I never have breakouts! Not taking you has given me a very short temper...hence making me a mommy monster this week! The reason I am off you is to try and add to our family. Frankly right now I just want to make it through this PERIOD! SO FLIP OFF!!!
Woman talking on her cell phone while driving: Don't honk at me! I can't go anywhere when the freaking light is red. Just because you need to make a RIGHT TURN, right now does not mean I can make the light change. Also, why are you blabbing away on the phone anyway? Haven't you heard of Oprah's no phone zone?? FLIP OFF and STOP HONKING AT ME!
"O" Key on my Laptop: You have been my friend for so long and now when I type, you have to be forced to be seen on my screen. So annoying! Recently, you actually came off, Lew had to put you back on. Even though you still refuse to cooperate! SMALL FLIP OFF TO YOU "O"!
Trash Technician: Mysteriously the top to our trash can has disappeared. Hmmm...our neighbors did not mistakenly take it. It has not been windy and it did not blow down the street like it has done on occasion. Did you happen to lift our trash can into the dumpster and realize our top had then been thrown into that nasty, smelling pile of trash and thought, "oh well?" Now we have to get a new trash can! Flippin' Thanks A lot!
Okay. Definitely feeling better. The monster in me has slowly started to drift away. If you need to rid yourself of some frustration and maybe a little monster had on over to Kludgy Mom and link on up!
Thanks for hooking me up Natalie!
