Friday, June 4, 2010

Flippin' It Off ! ! !


Today I am joining Kludgy Mom and releasing all my tension and angst that has been building up all week. I have to admit, Will and I have reversed rolls this week and I have been a bit of a monster. I will explain...
Birth Control Pills: Why is it when I am not taking you I get massive, horrible cramps that I have not seen since I was a teenager? Why are you making my face break out? I never have breakouts! Not taking you has given me a very short temper...hence making me a mommy monster this week! The reason I am off you is to try and add to our family. Frankly right now I just want to make it through this PERIOD! SO FLIP OFF!!!
Woman talking on her cell phone while driving: Don't honk at me! I can't go anywhere when the freaking light is red. Just because you need to make a RIGHT TURN, right now does not mean I can make the light change. Also, why are you blabbing away on the phone anyway? Haven't you heard of Oprah's no phone zone?? FLIP OFF and STOP HONKING AT ME!
"O" Key on my Laptop: You have been my friend for so long and now when I type, you have to be forced to be seen on my screen. So annoying! Recently, you actually came off, Lew had to put you back on. Even though you still refuse to cooperate! SMALL FLIP OFF TO YOU "O"!
Trash Technician: Mysteriously the top to our trash can has disappeared. Hmmm...our neighbors did not mistakenly take it. It has not been windy and it did not blow down the street like it has done on occasion. Did you happen to lift our trash can into the dumpster and realize our top had then been thrown into that nasty, smelling pile of trash and thought, "oh well?" Now we have to get a new trash can! Flippin' Thanks A lot!
Okay. Definitely feeling better. The monster in me has slowly started to drift away. If you need to rid yourself of some frustration and maybe a little monster had on over to Kludgy Mom and link on up!
Thanks for hooking me up Natalie!

16 comments:

lisaj said...

i've had some people with some MAJOR road rage i am flipping off this week too....big scary bald men!

Gigi said...

Thanks for linking up. Great flips. It's interesting...bad drivers and birth control pills seem to be consistent leaders on the FFO list over the last several weeks! Hope you're feeling better and have a great weekend! Come back next week!

Natalie said...

I love 'em! Good luck to you guys on adding to your family :)

My favorite is the little 'o' flip off...I don't know why, but I think it's funny!

Thanks for the shout out friend!

Brandi said...

LOL at the 'o' key. My left shift key hasn't worked in months. I'm so used to it now, I probably wouldn't know what to do if it worked.

Have a great weekend!

Shell said...

I have thought about going back on the pill even though dh has been snipped just b/c it made my periods easier.

My "I" key was doing that last week. So annoying.

liz said...

my 6 key is in the fritz. it's not cool when even just 1 key isn't working. that can add a lot of frutration to laptop time.

Monique said...

I'm right there with you on your #1 flip off!!! UGH! Cute blog :)

alicia said...

You are the 2nd birth control flip. I'm thinkin I should go back on them. And my letter that sucks is K. lol. Great flips.

Lindsay said...

ooo let it all out! yay for trying to expand the family! yikes.. dont look forward to all of that when I come off BC :-P

Evelyn M Leon said...

It always seem those that do the honking, are the ones on the cell phone......

Uyen said...

Lisa, you're the 2nd person who is flipping of the BC this week. Too funny! As for the trash technician, I always feel like I am their hostage. I have to be nice because they may not pick up my trash and that I can't deal with. Joining you in flipping off the lady driving while talking on her cell.

The Sharp's said...

Screw the periods!!!!

Chelle said...

Girl, the road rage thing is out of control lately!! What is WRONG with these people?!

And so sorry about the mommy monster :( PMS sucks!!

Krystyn said...

Maybe try a new pill? I had to go through like 5 different ones to find one that didn't give me horrible side effects!

And people that think it's their job to tell you how to drive and tell you when to turn....not a fan!

MommaKiss said...

ok, your kid is unbelievably cute. That hat picture in the left hand corner? I'm drooling!
People talking on their cell get a big fat flip from me, too - best thing? they're all driving and talking and can't even flip me back!

Chelle said...

I actually love the ones that are talking on their cells, almost T-bone your car, then start waving their arms yelling like it's all your fault.